Fashionista With A Flair For The Fairway Gifts

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Naked Furniture

I love tennis

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

A monkey in a suit

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

Work clothes.

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

Winter Coat