Fairway Fashionistas Gifts

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Tee for Two!

I love tennis

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

I warned you to keep it low!

George Best

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

Golf

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

'What a divot?'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

Decorator Farming

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

A Flag in One

You are not permitted to accept physical assistance when playing your shots...

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

The circular nature of running wear.