Fairway Fashionistas Pillows

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Tee for Two!

I love tennis

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

I warned you to keep it low!

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

Golf

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'What a divot?'

Decorator Farming

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

A Flag in One

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

The circular nature of running wear.

Football haircuts.

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'