Fashionista With A Flair For The Fairway Pillows

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Crocodile Shoes

I love tennis

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Joe's Tuxedos

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

A monkey in a suit

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Work clothes.

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

Winter Coat

"Since it's creation, the company has made enormous strides."