Golfing Fashionista Pillows

"Golf Myth #104 - Lucky Pants."

Golfer with the number 4 on his shirt

"Believe it or not, but they're actually masters of this planet!"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Mod Kwan Doh

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

I love tennis

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

George Best

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

I've been so stressed, I'm getting back into yoga. Good idea! We all need peaceful time to center and renew the soul. Go for it! I would, but � My workout duds are totally last year. We have catalogs for that.

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Football haircuts.

Two Disco Divas.

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

A Flag in One

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

The circular nature of running wear.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'