Golfing Fashionista Pillows

"Golf Myth #104 - Lucky Pants."

Golfer with the number 4 on his shirt

"Believe it or not, but they're actually masters of this planet!"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Mod Kwan Doh

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

I love tennis

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Football haircuts.

The circular nature of running wear.

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

A Flag in One

Two Disco Divas.

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"