Fashion-conscious Golfer Pillows

'Actually, I'd better have 2 pairs of trousers in case I get a hole.'

'Your new golf shoes are ruined.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

God in the bunker.

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

'Where's your other glove?'

The Golfer Gardener

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

Pest control.

Luckily I hit the pin!

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

Too many beers at lunch?

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

A Flag in One

"My kind of course."

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

Using Science In Fashion Design

'T.M., have you ever considered taking up golf like most executives?'

Apres Golf

"Sorry Dick. I kinda sliced that one."

'No money. I just want that hysterical outfit you're wearing.'