Fashion-conscious Golfer Mugs

'Actually, I'd better have 2 pairs of trousers in case I get a hole.'

'Your new golf shoes are ruined.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

The Golfer Gardener

'Where's your other glove?'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

A Flag in One

Luckily I hit the pin!

Pest control.

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

Too many beers at lunch?

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

"My kind of course."

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'T.M., have you ever considered taking up golf like most executives?'

Using Science In Fashion Design

"Sorry Dick. I kinda sliced that one."

Apres Golf

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."