Golf Fashionista Pillows

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

'These fit well. Do you have them in a more hideous pattern?'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

New improved Golfer Sock! Keeps your head clean and protected until you're ready to play!!

A Flag in One

Using Science In Fashion Design

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

The height of fashion in 1796

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Bad hair day!

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Do you think that's wise?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"