Fairway Fashionista Pillows

Worse bunker on the course!

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Ariana Grande caricature

I love tennis

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Decorator Farming

Greece

2 Live J. Crew

'Like I said in the ad - GSOH.'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

Football haircuts.

The circular nature of running wear.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

"be embarrassed,modom-lots of people have feet your size..."

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

Bikini Between Buildings

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

"Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home."

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

His Master's Vuvuzela

"No dear. Grandpa isn't a clown. That's just his golf outfit."

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

A woman wearing a football pitch hat