Fairway Fashionista Pillows

Worse bunker on the course!

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Ariana Grande caricature

I love tennis

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

George Best

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Decorator Farming

Greece

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

The circular nature of running wear.

2 Live J. Crew

'Like I said in the ad - GSOH.'

Football haircuts.

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

Bikini Between Buildings

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

"be embarrassed,modom-lots of people have feet your size..."

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

"Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home."

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

F&E Floor Coverings. Your carpet will be $750 plus tacks.

Lady showing her new tennis shoes.

His Master's Vuvuzela

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

Tennis Fan

"No dear. Grandpa isn't a clown. That's just his golf outfit."