Devout Golfer Pillows

'I play golf religiously. . .Every Sunday.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golf lessons

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"Duh!"

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

Luckily I hit the pin!

Too many beers at lunch?

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Golf Crime Scene.

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

"One More Swing."

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

Slippery hand golfer

"Jack, can you earn a living with your golf... starting tomorrow?"

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."