Resolute Golfer Pillows

"What on earth makes you think giving up golf would be one of my new year's resolutions?"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Santa playing golf.

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

Play golf on the billiards table.

Golf Crime Scene.

Too many beers at lunch?

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!"

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

Statue of Liberty and Uncle Sam.

"New Years Resolution. . . Get another job/lose weight."

"Hey look! It's one of those coloured balls we use to play in the snow."

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

Golf mole

'Thank God its Monday!'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

He lived and died for golf.

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

"Your swing's improving but we still need to work on your grip."

Santa Playing Golf.

Hunter with a golf bag for storing his guns.

Jeff had vowed that he would never let another social occasion be ruined by his crippling fear of avocados."

Golf Practice.

'How many times have I told you not to play in this weather? I'm getting tired of thawing you out.'

Golfer playing in the snow

"I've done all that golfing science can do for your swing, Doc -- now I suggest you pray."

'This has got to be the longest course I've ever played!' (colour)