Resilient Golfer Pillows

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Captain in a storm

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Covid and Restarting School

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Attitude is everything, Sid. Remember: Life is 10% what happens to us, and 90% how we choose to react to it!"

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Redundancies

"First day out of bed?"

The globe vaults over Covid-19

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

Too many beers at lunch?

Covid Fightback

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

"Captain, I'm burned out!"

'My parents are divorced...and I'm doing very nicely, thank you.'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

The Incomplete Angler

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"Keep your chin up."

"We will rebuild!"

"Be tough. Never let them hear you squeak."

We're after someone who's prepared to hang in for the long haul before being rewarded.

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'Relax, I'm just practicing my bouncing back skills.'

'The company shelved Larry's pet project a few months ago... along with Larry.'

'However, I do hope to see a light at the end of the tunnel soon.'

"I'm just expected to land on my feet."

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

'Clarence, it's always an inspiration to see you playing with pain.'

"School of hard knocks"