Resilient Golfer Gifts

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Captain in a storm

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Covid and Restarting School

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"Attitude is everything, Sid. Remember: Life is 10% what happens to us, and 90% how we choose to react to it!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Redundancies

'Well, here we are again.'

The globe vaults over Covid-19

"First day out of bed?"

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

Covid Fightback

Over the last year I've come to have a new opinion about what real strength is.

"Captain, I'm burned out!"

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

Too many beers at lunch?

'My parents are divorced...and I'm doing very nicely, thank you.'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

The Incomplete Angler

"Keep your chin up."

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"We will rebuild!"

We're after someone who's prepared to hang in for the long haul before being rewarded.

"Be tough. Never let them hear you squeak."

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'Relax, I'm just practicing my bouncing back skills.'

'The company shelved Larry's pet project a few months ago... along with Larry.'

'However, I do hope to see a light at the end of the tunnel soon.'

"I'm just expected to land on my feet."

'Clarence, it's always an inspiration to see you playing with pain.'

"School of hard knocks"