Resilient Angler Gifts

The Incomplete Angler

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'He did it for us.'

'Hank, check and see if my fly is caught on something.'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

Man fishing unsuccessfully.

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

No 2 Hook

"I wish you wouldn't take your enjoyment so hard, Ed."

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

Blind Fisherman

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.

Keeper ready to save fishing man from the water

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.