Reluctant Angler Gifts

"I wish you wouldn't take your enjoyment so hard, Ed."

Larry promised himself he wouldn't give into the pier pressure...not again.

"I am not asking for directions."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'How's the water, dear?'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'He did it for us.'

Hell's Anglers

'Hank, check and see if my fly is caught on something.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'It must be a milkfish.'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

Man fishing unsuccessfully.

The Incomplete Angler

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

Man fishing in a tin of fish

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

'I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ... or terra mushy ...'

'Bloody Climbing Experience Gifts. Bloody grand children. Why couldn't they have given me a pair of slippers!'

Fishing

Man settled down to a book is irritated that he has a bite

Arctic fishing