Luckless Angler Gifts

Fishing

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'...the really big ones can be found.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'It must be a milkfish.'

'Hank, check and see if my fly is caught on something.'

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"I wish you wouldn't take your enjoyment so hard, Ed."

Bad timing.

Man fishing unsuccessfully.

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

Man settled down to a book is irritated that he has a bite

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

'You're always complaining! What's eating you now?!'

Fishing from a Fish

A Disgorger

Larry promised himself he wouldn't give into the pier pressure...not again.

'Just remember - they are not always as easy as they look..'

For sale: Barbed hooks

Fisherman catches a 'No Fishing' sign.

Thames fishing