Unlucky Angler Gifts

'Hank, check and see if my fly is caught on something.'

Man fishing unsuccessfully.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'...the really big ones can be found.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'It must be a milkfish.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

Bad timing.

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

"I wish you wouldn't take your enjoyment so hard, Ed."

Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Arctic fishing

Fishing

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

'You're always complaining! What's eating you now?!'

Larry promised himself he wouldn't give into the pier pressure...not again.

A Disgorger

Fishing from a Fish

Well that explains the steering problems I've been experiencing for the past two miles...