Grumpy Angler Gifts

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

Grumpy Old Men

'Hank, check and see if my fly is caught on something.'

'It must be a milkfish.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

Man fishing unsuccessfully.

'That's me in the fishing boat after 12 hours. The only thing snapping was me.'

"I wish you wouldn't take your enjoyment so hard, Ed."

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Angler to fish coming out of 'Sensitivity Training': 'Okay, next time I'll give you one of those tasty, live nightcrawlers.'

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

Fishing

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

'I'll kill that dog of yours.'

Arctic fishing

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'