Eccentric Golfer Pillows

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Use your imagination.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Open House of Horrors

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Golf

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Come at me, Bro!"

Sketchy Neighborhood

What Newton didn't see

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

You are what you collect.

"We had to remove him from public view."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'

Catching Young Tarpon