Eccentric Golfer Mugs

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Bob was notorious for having wildly erratic drives,'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Use your imagination.

Open House of Horrors

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Golf

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

You are what you collect.

Sketchy Neighborhood

What Newton didn't see

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

"We had to remove him from public view."

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

John Betjeman

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'