Eccentric Individual Pillows

'Oh, I'm not actually the mascot...just insane.'

'Look over there. That's the crazy balloon animal lady!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Great British Eccentrics.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Flatware Follies.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

The Haroplane

Lighting a Pipe

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Some of our greatest artists were considered odd. Some of our greatest writers were considered peculiar. Some of our greatest leaders were considered weird. You know what that means, don't you?"

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

What Newton didn't see

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Whacha Thinking About?

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'