Eccentric Individual Prints

'Oh, I'm not actually the mascot...just insane.'

'Look over there. That's the crazy balloon animal lady!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Great British Eccentrics.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Flatware Follies.

Lighting a Pipe

The Haroplane

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"Some of our greatest artists were considered odd. Some of our greatest writers were considered peculiar. Some of our greatest leaders were considered weird. You know what that means, don't you?"

Sketchy Neighborhood

What Newton didn't see

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

Whacha Thinking About?

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"