Eccentric At Heart Prints

"She just loved baths, so, so much."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Don't you ever knock?'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Flatware Follies.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Tom Waits.

Lighting a Pipe

The Haroplane

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

Sketchy Neighborhood

What Newton didn't see

"Some of our greatest artists were considered odd. Some of our greatest writers were considered peculiar. Some of our greatest leaders were considered weird. You know what that means, don't you?"

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

Whacha Thinking About?

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

Silhouettes

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"We had to remove him from public view."