Eccentric Intellectual Pillows

Cambridge Dons find secluded places to solve complex mathematical problems.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Use your imagination.

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Blend Schools

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

Lighting a Pipe

"Come at me, Bro!"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

The Haroplane

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

What Newton didn't see

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

Whacha Thinking About?

Scientist.

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

'The chicken manure didn't work out, so now Luftkopf is working on an automobile engine that runs on earwax.'

John Betjeman

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"