Eccentric Intellectual T-Shirts

Cambridge Dons find secluded places to solve complex mathematical problems.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Use your imagination.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Blend Schools

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Lighting a Pipe

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

The Haroplane

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

What Newton didn't see

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Whacha Thinking About?

'The chicken manure didn't work out, so now Luftkopf is working on an automobile engine that runs on earwax.'

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

Silhouettes

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'