Eccentric Mind T-Shirts

Whacha Thinking About?

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Great British Eccentrics.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Lighting a Pipe

The Haroplane

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

"Some of our greatest artists were considered odd. Some of our greatest writers were considered peculiar. Some of our greatest leaders were considered weird. You know what that means, don't you?"

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

Sketchy Neighborhood

What Newton didn't see

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

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