Eccentric Mind Gifts

Whacha Thinking About?

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Great British Eccentrics.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Man balancing a glass of wine on his head.

The Haroplane

Lighting a Pipe

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

"Some of our greatest artists were considered odd. Some of our greatest writers were considered peculiar. Some of our greatest leaders were considered weird. You know what that means, don't you?"

Sketchy Neighborhood

What Newton didn't see

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Scientist.

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

Silhouettes