Eccentric Gifts

Eccentrics, Imbeciles, College Students or Other.

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Great British Eccentrics.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

Sketchy Neighborhood

What Newton didn't see

Whacha Thinking About?

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

"This is where your grandfather is buried."

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

John Betjeman

"We had to remove him from public view."

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."