Eccentricity Gifts

Great British Eccentrics.

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"Knock 'em dead."

"I forget which is the embalmed one."

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

Wine. Uh-huh, I got a fake phone! I know! I can talk to myself all day and not one knows I'm nutty as a bag of trail mix!

'He promised me that a cigar should never again touch his lips...!'

Dr Magnus Pyke.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Bernhard was ready for the streaking opportunity he had always dreamed of.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I thought she was being shy. It turns out she's a doom-dayer!"

"I mean, I believe that you are odd. You certainly qualify for oddness. But that may not be enough. It's a very tough world out there."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Louis Antoine Jullien

Mixed Nuts

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

Sketchy Neighborhood

What Newton didn't see

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Gustav Klimt

Whacha Thinking About?

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'