Eccentricity Admirer Gifts

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"People used to think of Miriam as zany. Later, she was generally perceived as kooky. Now, I'm afraid, the consensus is that's she's flaky."

An English of eccentrics

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Louis Antoine Jullien

Gustav Klimt

Now sign your normal signature here...

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Mixed Nuts

"Weird day"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Elton John

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

Flatware Follies.

"Come at me, Bro!"

The absurd artist

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

You are what you collect.

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'