Eccentricity Enthusiasts Gifts

'Thanks, stranger! I'm an eccentric millionaire who gave away his fortune to good Samaritans, so may I have a buck for a cup of coffee?'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Mixed Nuts

Louis Antoine Jullien

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Come at me, Bro!"

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

You are what you collect.

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

Gustav Klimt

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"She was a good turtle."

Off the wall financial adviser.