Eccentricity Enthusiasts Gifts

'Thanks, stranger! I'm an eccentric millionaire who gave away his fortune to good Samaritans, so may I have a buck for a cup of coffee?'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

Elton John

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Mixed Nuts

Louis Antoine Jullien

"Come at me, Bro!"

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

You are what you collect.

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

Gustav Klimt

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

"She was a good turtle."