Eccentric Hobbyists Gifts

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

The Remote Olympics

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"Come at me, Bro!"

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

You are what you collect.

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

"She was a good turtle."

Mosey sign on crossing.

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."