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"Fresh pepper?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

The Remote Olympics

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

You are what you collect.

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

"She was a good turtle."

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Mosey sign on crossing.

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"For Pete's sake, Bob, can't you just hang that thing on the wall like every other hunter?!"