Eccentric Aficionado T-Shirts

"I'm ready to go to sleep; you may now close my eyes."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Crocodile Shoes

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Louis Antoine Jullien

Mixed Nuts

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

The absurd artist

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

You are what you collect.

Gustav Klimt

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"She was a good turtle."