Eccentric Humor Aficionado T-Shirts

Mosey sign on crossing.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Layton and Ignatieff: the merger.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"I'm waiting in for a plumber."

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

You are what you collect.

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

"She was a good turtle."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"For Pete's sake, Bob, can't you just hang that thing on the wall like every other hunter?!"

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."