Eccentric Humor Aficionado T-Shirts

Mosey sign on crossing.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Layton and Ignatieff: the merger.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

"Come at me, Bro!"

"I'm waiting in for a plumber."

You are what you collect.

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

Jurassic HitlerDanger World

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"She was a good turtle."

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"Look, this is my favorite character...Tia Carmela."