Eccentric Aficionado Pillows

"I'm ready to go to sleep; you may now close my eyes."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Crocodile Shoes

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Elton John

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Mixed Nuts

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Louis Antoine Jullien

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Come at me, Bro!"

The absurd artist

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

Gustav Klimt

"New York is a place of free spirits."

You are what you collect.

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?