Eccentricity Enthusiast T-Shirts

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"My exact words were 'may I paint you in the nude.'"

"...And that's my cousin James. He was raised by a family of gophers."

"When your mother starts usin electric eels to boil the jug it's time to consider alternative arrangements."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Elton John

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Mixed Nuts

Louis Antoine Jullien

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

You are what you collect.

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Gustav Klimt

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'