Eccentric Character Admirer Gifts

Henry, Marquess of Waterford

"Your honor, we've not been able to seat a jury of his peers."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

Elton John

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Louis Antoine Jullien

Mixed Nuts

A mad scientist.

Flatware Follies.

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Come at me, Bro!"

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

The absurd artist

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

"New York is a place of free spirits."

Gustav Klimt

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

Hadleyville Has-Beens

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'