Eccentric Character Gifts

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Great British Eccentrics.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'Don't you ever knock?'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Flatware Follies.

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Tom Waits.

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

What Newton didn't see

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Sketchy Neighborhood

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"We had to remove him from public view."

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'

Now there's something you don't see every day.