Eccentric Character Appreciator Gifts

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Real Estate Personals

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

Elton John

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Mixed Nuts

Louis Antoine Jullien

Flatware Follies.

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Come at me, Bro!"

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

"New York is a place of free spirits."

Gustav Klimt

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

Quasimodo Zit.

Off the wall financial adviser.

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"We had to remove him from public view."

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Edward Scissorhands.

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'