Eccentric Appreciator Gifts

They're museum quality!"

"New York is a place of free spirits."

'Oh - we're a pretty eclectic bunch here.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Cow Kong

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Louis Antoine Jullien

Mixed Nuts

Flatware Follies.

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"Come at me, Bro!"

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

The absurd artist

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Gustav Klimt

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

What Newton didn't see

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."