Eccentric Admirer Gifts

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Louis Antoine Jullien

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Mixed Nuts

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Flatware Follies.

The absurd artist

"Come at me, Bro!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

Gustav Klimt

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

You are what you collect.

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'I'd like you to meet my wife... She's a rugged individual.'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

Now there's something you don't see every day.

An English of eccentrics