Eccentricity Appreciator Gifts

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Off the wall financial adviser.

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Elton John

Louis Antoine Jullien

Mixed Nuts

Flatware Follies.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Come at me, Bro!"

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Gustav Klimt

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

"New York is a place of free spirits."

'I'd like you to meet my wife... She's a rugged individual.'

"We met online."

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

An English of eccentrics

Now there's something you don't see every day.