Eccentric Art Appreciator Gifts

'I'd like you to meet my wife... She's a rugged individual.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Use your imagination.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Mythical Family of Four.

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Edward Elgar.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

"What a way to go."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Musical Pipe

Handcuffs.

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

Deer Barber

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

Hi again

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'