Eccentric Art Enthusiast Gifts

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"SOLD - for £30 million to the man with more money than sense!!"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Elton John

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"Come at me, Bro!"

Billie Piper.

The absurd artist

You are what you collect.

Sketchy Neighborhood

Damien Hirst

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

'Individuality - That's what counts in this game.'