Eccentric Art Fans Gifts

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Crocodile Shoes

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

Hammock for Man on Desert Island with Single Tree

"Mobile Tree Home"

"The Grim Reaper is waiting to see you, Mr. Lawson. Are you in or out?"

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

The absurd artist

"Come at me, Bro!"

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

'Thanks for coming in . ..now I can finish that ankle bracelet I'm working on.'

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Have you seen this toaster?

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."