Eccentric Artist Gifts

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Sketchy Neighborhood

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Don't you ever knock?'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Tom Waits.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Come at me, Bro!"

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

You are what you collect.

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!