Eccentric Musician Gifts

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Use your imagination.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'Don't you ever knock?'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Tom Waits.

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

What Newton didn't see

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

You are what you collect.

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Sketchy Neighborhood

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

Scientist.

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'