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"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Use your imagination.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'Don't you ever knock?'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

Tom Waits.

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Come at me, Bro!"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

What Newton didn't see

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

Sketchy Neighborhood

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

You are what you collect.

'The chicken manure didn't work out, so now Luftkopf is working on an automobile engine that runs on earwax.'