Eccentric Thinker Gifts

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Roadkill Zoo

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Dr Magnus Pyke.

What Newton didn't see

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Imagine

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"Who are These People?"

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

'To hell with the rules.'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

Man talking to a tree.

Lighting a Pipe

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

The Haroplane

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'